To the Writers and Producers of “The Office”
Let me start by saying, are you fucking serious? What do you think you’re doing? Who do you think you are? Why are you messing with my emotional state? I have been a loyal viewer since 2005. I have stuck with you through the darkest days, in hopes that you would come back and prove yourself to me. I’ll admit, you were doing it and you were doing it well. Michael Scott left tastefully when he proposed to his perfect counterpart,...
Top 3 Pros and Cons of Living Alone
PROS 1.) PANTSLESS Before I even wash my hands, my pants are off. Who need pants? They’re constricting, I’ve been in them all day, and enough is enough already. 2.) NO ANNOYING ROOMMIES No dirty socks under the couch, no crying bitches, nobody stealing my clothing and ruining it,nobody insisting we watch “The Bachelor” or “Dancing with the Stars”(sorry Mom), and nobody bitching about my house...
The Return of Cory and Topanga
I’ll be the first to admit that lately, I’ve been bitter about love. It annoys me. When I was in a relationship, I would make fun of the miserable single girls who always complained about wanting a boyfriend and now, I’m slowly turning into one of those whiny bitches. If you know me, you’re probably thinking “but you’ve always been a whiny bitch?” and you’re right, I have. I’m just...
Top 5 Things That Piss People Off at the Office (that really shouldn’t)
5) You have a big meeting and Jeff’s tie is above his bellybutton like a schmuck. 4) The kitchen is out of your favorite free coffee or snack. 3) Somebody adjusts your chair. 2) Coworker etiquette; Headphones in = leave me alone. 1) Your cubemate eats as if it’s his/her last meal....
A Match made in Hell
Being new to New York I had a lot of reservations about dating. How the hell am I supposed to meet someone in a city of 8 million? How do you separate the murderers from the nice guys who love their mom and wash their hands after they use the bathroom? Five years ago, there was a stigma that came with online dating. If you were on an online dating website, you were a “loser”, plain and simple. After meeting douchebag after douchebag...