Before I even wash my hands, my pants are off. Who need pants? They’re constricting, I’ve been in them all day, and enough is enough already.
2.) NO ANNOYING ROOMMIES
No dirty socks under the couch, no crying bitches, nobody stealing my clothing and ruining it,nobody insisting we watch “The Bachelor” or “Dancing with the Stars”(sorry Mom), and nobody bitching about my house guests.
3.) JUDGEMENT FREE ZONE
I can watch Teen Mom for hours with nobody there to witness it. I can eat like a full grown man with no pants on and nobody is there to witness it. I can pee with the door open, cook with no shirt on, and sing to myself and guess what? Nobody is there to witness it.
1.) NOBODY IS THERE TO JUDGE ME
I wouldn’t be as likely to do 90% of the things I do at home if I had a roommate. I’m human, and I totally care what people think of my laziness levels.
2.) COOKING FOR ONE
The hardest task ever? Yes. You’re either cooking way too much, or not enough and then what do you do? If you don’t make enough you’re going to have to make a second dinner? A fourth meal? Life is hard.
3.) TRYING TO ZIP A DRESS
The worst one. Can I not wear dresses because I live alone? Should I go out with it half zipped and hope one of my drunk friends can just finish the job? Stressful in an understatement.