Child Star Meltdown: Amanda Bynes
You wouldn’t be wrong if you assumed that all child stars have a meltdown at one point or another. Screech, Macaulay, Britney Spears, and the infamous LiLoh are just some examples of this. Amanda Bynes is rapidly making her way onto this list. And to you Amanda, I say– girl, what happened? Three years go by and all of a sudden you’re about to lap LiLoh. You’re taking topless photos, throwing bongs out of windows, shaving half...
THE SNL EXITS: PART 2
Whenever I ask someone if they watch SNL, 90% of the time I get the same response “Yea, I used to watch it back when it was funny.” And I always feel like responding with a nice ‘go fuck yourself’ but I refrain, and I defend one of my favorite(and longest running) television shows. Airing its first episode in 1975, SNL has made its way into our homes and has managed to stay there ever since. This past Saturday night was a huge moment...
Full House, Heavy Heart
Every Tuesday night at 8pm, I had the privilege to stay up and watch my favorite show, Full House. I was 7 and even then, I knew it was a guilty pleasure but I loved it so much I swallowed my pride and embraced it. I would sit on the bottom bunk and watch the TV through the wooden ladder that led up to the top bunk. An obstructed view was no issue because this my friend, was the life. My sister was 13 at the time and there was no way...
Online Dating: A Tale of Two Cities
Cargile: The votes are in. Even Florida got theirs in on time too. People are meeting, greeting, and all the inbetweening via the internet. Match.com recently put out a study citing that 17% of people have found their spouse online. Look, to be frank I’m a huge pessimist to the whole online scene in general. Honestly the caricature of personalities that people put on display is just hard for me to keep up with. Admittedly...
To the Writers and Producers of “The Office”
Let me start by saying, are you fucking serious? What do you think you’re doing? Who do you think you are? Why are you messing with my emotional state? I have been a loyal viewer since 2005. I have stuck with you through the darkest days, in hopes that you would come back and prove yourself to me. I’ll admit, you were doing it and you were doing it well. Michael Scott left tastefully when he proposed to his perfect counterpart,...