Instant Coffee: Dunkin Donuts as Harbinger of the Apocalypse

Instant Coffee: Dunkin Donuts as Harbinger of the Apocalypse

 

Donut Sandwich

Dunkin Donuts has taken over every street corner in NYC.  They now want to make a Tywin Lannister-like power move and make sure that sandwiches like KFC’s Double Down, don’t take the cake for “Worst Idea Ever” forever.  Starting June 7th, on National Donut Day, Dunkin will be enveiling their Donut Bacon Breakfast Sandwich.  This monstrosity will basically be a bacon, egg, and cheese sandwich with a split, glazed donut as the bun.  Whomever thought of this cannot even be pretending this is good for the world.  Will I try it?  Yes, but that is because I need to know what I’m up against.

I just watched Wall-E last night, and After Earth over the weekend.  We are a good 20 years away from either future (we are in the Idiocracy currently).

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