The Dilemma of the Twins
Once when I was six years old, I really wanted to borrow the Nintendo game Kid Nikki again. I had previously taken it off the hands of Aaron and Dan, the...
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I’m For an Orgasms Based Economy
Being that for better part of human existence, we have been in hot pursuit of these sometimes elusive, sometimes abundant creatures, it only makes sense that we...
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Amsterdam (Kind Of a True Story)
Download Link (right click save as): Amsterdam Nicole and I had already been living in London for four weeks when her privatized student loan finally came through. I...
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By this time next week, your rec center is gonna be a parking lot!
“By this time next week, your rec center is gonna be a parking lot!” In the last few days. I’ve turned into the villain of an eighties teeny bopper flick. I never...
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I nailed the hottest girl in school….
I nailed the hottest girl in school…. After she got fat. You can never say emphatically that there was or is a hottest girl at a school of over 2,000 students. There...
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