Top 3 Pros and Cons of Living Alone
Mar31

Top 3 Pros and Cons of Living Alone

PROS  1.) PANTSLESS Before I even wash my hands, my pants are off. Who need pants? They’re constricting, I’ve been in them all day, and enough is enough already. 2.) NO ANNOYING ROOMMIES No dirty socks under the couch, no crying bitches, nobody stealing my clothing and ruining it,nobody insisting we watch “The Bachelor” or “Dancing with the Stars”(sorry Mom), and nobody bitching about my house...

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The Return of Cory and Topanga
Mar29

The Return of Cory and Topanga

I’ll be the first to admit that lately, I’ve been bitter about love. It annoys me. When I was in a relationship, I would make fun of the miserable single girls who always complained about wanting a boyfriend and now, I’m slowly turning into one of those whiny bitches. If you know me, you’re probably thinking “but you’ve always been a whiny bitch?” and you’re right, I have. I’m just...

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Top 5 Things That Piss People Off at the Office (that really shouldn’t)
Mar01

Top 5 Things That Piss People Off at the Office (that really shouldn’t)

  5) You have a big meeting and Jeff’s tie is above his bellybutton like a schmuck. 4) The kitchen is out of your favorite free coffee or snack. 3) Somebody adjusts your chair. 2) Coworker etiquette; Headphones in = leave me alone.  1) Your cubemate eats as if it’s his/her last meal....

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A Match made in Hell
Mar01

A Match made in Hell

Being new to New York I had a lot of reservations about dating. How the hell am I supposed to meet someone in a city of 8 million? How do you separate the murderers from the nice guys who love their mom and wash their hands after they use the bathroom? Five years ago, there was a stigma that came with online dating. If you were on an online dating website, you were a “loser”, plain and simple. After meeting douchebag after douchebag...

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