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Posted by on Sep 18, 2013 in Featured, Michelle Tully, Russ Stevens, Television | 0 comments

The State of The Challenge Rivals II: Week Ten

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It’s the final ladies challenge so let the drama begin!  Cooke and Cara Maria winning was the best thing to happen for TV purposes.    Diem is a scraight up sore ass loser.  Watching her fall apart made me feel alive in every conceivable way. I’m so ready for this final challenge yo!  Johnny telling the cameraman to follow Diem is my favorite part of the season.  But alas, like blue-balls, this episode left me wanting more.  I hate two-parters, cause you get all the drama but none of the payoff.

The State of The Challengers

Front Runners 

1.  Paula & Emily 

Russ:  Of course the challenge that matters most is the challenge they don’t win.  Paula, crying ain’t a good look.  I wish Diem would go into remission…from The Challenge.

Michelle: No other team deserves to be in the final more.
Although watching them sweat it out with Marlon and Jordan was pretty
satisfying.

2. Johnny & Frank

Russ:  Johnny is manipulating Diem particularly cause he hates CT.  Love the gamesmanship, but you’re a real hater boi.

Michelle: Somehow Frank has crazied his way into another final.
I really would have loved to see these two sent home on their asses,
but they will help make the final challenge more interesting, as all
the guys teams are jacked up.

3. CT & Wes 

Russ:  CT doesn’t owe Diem jack shit.

Michelle: Well played, Tamburello. Well played.

4. Jordan & Marlon 

Russ: I love that Jordan and Marlon finally got the opportunity to be in the power position and have people grovel at their feet who fucked them over all season.  I hate Diem.

Michelle:  I really hope they can make Rookie history and win
the final.  They are the only team that doesn’t contain terrible
people, so it’d be nice to see them win.  Also, loved that little
power trip at the end of the ep.

 

Tough Competitors

1. Camila & Jemmye 

Russ: Diem is the worst.  Jemmye and Camila are the best betches in this house.

Michelle: I’m totally ambivalent about this team, except for my
desire to see them send Diem home and Jemmye to get some retribution
for everyone shit talking on her all season long.

2.  Aneesa & Diem 

Russ: Diem, shut your fucking face.  To say people didn’t deserve to make it, when they won EVERY single Jungle and the final challenge is horseshit.  I now hate you forever.  Aneesa, I feel bad you got stuck with this.  Also, you’re way too old for this house.

Michelle: Diem, you a) lost the challenge for your team by being
arrogant/not trusting your partner b) was a sore loser about it c)
campaigned to get your friends thrown in the jungle d) got your way
voting, but still threw a tantrum about it. e) got owned by “some girl
named Jemmye”. And after all of that, you’re STILL tryna act all
innocent. Russ was right, you are a frontin ass biotch.  Also, your
Paranoid Elimination Dress wasn’t even that cute.

 

Long Shots

1. Cooke & Cara Maria 

Russ:  It took me till the final challenge to want to see this team do anything.  They deserved a trip to the finals solely because they got SHAT on all season.  Nice job Cara Maria.  I hope everyone else destroys you.  Eat a big old D-iem.

Michelle:  LOVE this win.  I predict second place in the
final. Cause ain’t no one beating Paula and Emily.

 

GOODBYE YOU LOSERS!

1. I HATE WHEN EPISODES ARE TWO PARTERS!!!

 

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