Nintendo Is On Molly
It’s the only explanation I can come up with for what the hell is going on. Before I get to the most April Fool’s joke like product, that turned out to be real, let’s roll the clock back a bit. Maybe Nintendo’s been putting out a cry for help much longer than we want to admit. Think about it. Why on earth were the Gamecube discs so small. At the time I thought it was a long term plan to eventually create a...
Hollywood Pitches: Lumber Jack (Movie)
The movie and television industry is stagnant. Sure we had some good movies this year, but we also had a lot of the same old crappy movies. Sure we’ve had some great shows recently but a lot of them are ending soon or have ended already. So we here at Rookerville want to lend a helping hand by giving them some good ideas. This is “Hollywood Pitches”. Lumber Jack Look you can’t just show up to a Hollywood office and start...
Breaking Points: Breaking Bad’s Final Season (Episode 11)
There’s only five more episodes left and I have one question on my mind about this series. Has any series ever had more left to do in its 5 remaining episodes? Furthermore has any series ever done more in the first 3 episodes of a final season than Breaking Bad? The answer to both is unequivocally no. Not since Fast & Furious 6 have I seen anything jam more into the final act, which by the way, Furious 6 had to create an...
Brooklyn Gets Invaded By MTV
I live about 3 blocks from the Barclays Center. So this Sunday I was swarmed in my area of residence by a mass of people who may not live in Brooklyn, but definitely dressed the part. Everyone looked like some caricature of what Brooklyn is. I barely fit in, in Brooklyn on an average day (not quite hip enough), but I certainly wasn’t fitting in Sunday. In all honesty I played the obvious part of jaded New Yorker number 3, as...
Hollywood Pitches: After (TV Series)
The movie and television industry is stagnant. Sure we had some good movies this year, but we also had a lot of the same old crappy movies. Sure we’ve had some great shows recently but a lot of them are ending soon or have ended already. So we here at Rookerville want to lend a helping hand by giving them some good ideas. This is “Hollywood Pitches”. After “After” is a show I thought of not too...
Why Ben Affleck Isn’t A Bad Choice
Daredevil sucked. Lets just get that out of the way. We all know it was a hot piece of garbage and there’s nothing we can do about it. And if that’s any indication of what Ben Affleck is going to do as Batman, DC comics should file for bankruptcy now. Right? I’m not so sure. Look, I’m the first person to hop on a Ben Affleck hating train. I would love nothing more than to be the host of his roast on Comedy...