Internships (or, Get me some coffee Bitch!)
The question of interns is extremely tricky. On the one hand, it makes an indentured servant class out of the young and indebted when they have the most energy and are most eager to offer new ideas. On the other hand, most college graduates don’t know their asses from a hole in the ground and have very limited life experience, so they aren’t the most helpful people to have around. In an ideal world, the intern is given...
I Won The Lottery
So, some guy in Florida won $600 Million from PowerBall ($375 million taking the lump some prize, $180 million or so after taxes). Lucky bastard. Sort of, anyway. A winning lottery ticket is much more akin to the Ring of Power than the Holy Grail. We all like to think its some sort of one way ticket to easy street, yet every time the country goes lotto crazy, some website or other takes great pleasure in showing how sudden influxes of...
Amsterdam (Kind Of a True Story)
Download Link (right click save as): Amsterdam Nicole and I had already been living in London for four weeks when her privatized student loan finally came through. I had paid her end of the deposit on the apartment we were now sharing with two other students from the Ithaca London Program, but a place that size comes with a high price tag. She needed money if we were going to enjoy Europe to the fullest, and now, she finally had...
By this time next week, your rec center is gonna be a parking lot!
“By this time next week, your rec center is gonna be a parking lot!” In the last few days. I’ve turned into the villain of an eighties teeny bopper flick. I never thought I’d have much in common with the blond haired, blue eyed rich kid named Chad whose father is a wealthy land developer and knows the mayor, but sure enough, here I sit. I didn’t even mean to be in the position. But, as with most, eighties teeny bopper flicks, it all...
I nailed the hottest girl in school….
I nailed the hottest girl in school…. After she got fat. You can never say emphatically that there was or is a hottest girl at a school of over 2,000 students. There is, however, certainly a cutoff for where girls go from hot because they’re attainable, to hot because they could be a celebrity, to hot because just thinking about not being with them makes you cry while masturbating to them (that process is called Cry-sterbating.) Steph...