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Posted by on Jun 21, 2013 in Justine Kolsky, More Featured, Social | 0 comments

The Female Variations of Crazy

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Dating is what you make it.  Some make it a sport, while others view it as the end of the world. Whichever poison you choose, just know that it gets better (just kidding, totally doesn’t). Every person dates differently but as for women, there are only a few different types of daters. They are as follows:

 

All of Her Eggs in One Basket

This girl woke up at 8am on a Saturday to prepare for a dinner that is 12 hours away. She has gone shopping, got a mani/pedi, and has told every person she knows about this date. Even though she hasn’t met you yet, you’re it for her because on paper you’re perfect. And if you’re not perfect, she has convinced herself that you are by justifying anything negative you have to offer. You’re going to be her husband and you’re going to act exactly how she hoped you would when you finally meet.  She’s a hopeless romantic, very naive, and believes in having a “fairy tale” wedding. She is just waiting for “Mr.Right” to come along and to her, you’re it. Until you meet, date a little, and then decide to break up with her because you realize you don’t fit her mold. She goes home, cries, and calls everyone back and plays it off as if it’s totally her and she’s just “super busy” right now and just needs to be on her own.

 

She Can’t be Alone

This girl hasn’t been single in over 5 years. Once she is coming to an end with one boyfriend, she already has another in mind that has been on the back burner. She’s never truly been single and she plans on staying this way. The funny thing about her is that she has no idea that she needs a guy to make her happy because she doesn’t see it that way. She’s never really been on “dates”, she just starts hanging out with a guy and almost immediately, he is her boyfriend. She’s mastered being a girlfriend and has become a pro at break ups, each one a little easier than the last. She gets really jealous and often wants to just stay in, watch a movie, and snuggle. This girl also can’t empathize to her friends that are dating because she hasn’t truly felt rejection. She will give awful advice, but it’s not really her fault because she doesn’t know any better.

 

She’s Just a BITCH

This girl really has no desire to hear about anything you have to say. She’s late to come meet you, dressed like she could care less, and makes fun of you within 10 minutes . She has most likely been burned in the past and subconsciously puts up a barrier so that she doesn’t have to get close to you. She’s entitled and really has no reason to be. If you’re the type that enjoys to be bossed around, she is the girl for you. All of your friends will wonder why you’re with her and you’ll be a little offended that she NEVER gets jealous. She’s the one that will get the great guy and nobody will understand how it is possible. She is the friend that truly loves being single but is constantly finding herself in situations where men want to commit.  She is honest, not trustworthy, and will never feel bad going after a committed man.

 

She’s Always Complaining

“All of the good ones are taken” she will say constantly. She sleeps with men on the first date and is always wondering why she never gets a call back and can’t get a guy to commit. She’s always whining about being single but finds something wrong with every guy she dates. She’s impatient and always depressed and a true bummer to be around. She’s overly aggressive with men that aren’t into her and could care less about the men that give her attention. She’s not that fun to go out with because she only cares about meeting a guy and can’t focus on “girl time” if you paid her.

 

DISCLAIMER: Girls HATE it when men call them crazy. I can say it because I am a girl. Men– Don’t do it, don’t think it, don’t say it. It’s a broad generalization similar to when girls say that all men are dicks. However, this is historically accurate.

 

 

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