Remember how hard it is to make eggs? Yea, I know. It’s a real nightmare. I wish there was a way I could cook eggs, but not deal with the extremely problematic difficulty curve. There must be a way I can have my eggs, and eat them to. What? Are you telling me that the Rollie Eggmaster is the answer to my prayers? Are you telling me it makes all the eggs I can eat (as long as its one or two eggs) in a phallus shape, and all I have to do is pay upwards of $30 for it? SIGN ME UP.